What a Disappointment You were


What a disappointment you were. I got dressed and drove in the middle of the night for you. You lured me in with your false promises of succulent satisfaction. Whisper not in my ear anymore of delicious aromas that we might share, you are a liar. I cannot believe I spent money on you. Hard earned money that I labored for an hour and fifteen minutes to gain, all wasted upon a fantasy. We were never meant to have the union I pictured.

That was the worst burger ever.

-OM

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40 Responses to What a Disappointment You were

  1. soad88 says:

    the burger probably feels the same way…….. πŸ™‚

  2. wingedseraphsofheaven says:

    Reblogged this on My Life, As A Story.

  3. nina345 says:

    Haha! Loved this! Great work!

  4. Jorda says:

    What a sad story. : (

  5. outragedandunfiltered says:

    Reblogged this on Rants of a Raging Bitch.

  6. vwoods1212 says:

    i eat without regret.suck it up. lol

  7. LindaGHill says:

    Not to mention the most expensive burger ever? Wow!

  8. greyzoned says:

    Love it!!! Really funny.

  9. Danny James says:

    Reblogged. I know the feeling.

  10. Danny James says:

    Reblogged this on Danny James and commented:
    Can you relate to this? I can!

  11. Thomas says:

    full of win!

  12. bermusia says:

    Reblogged this on Somewhere, Elsewhere.

  13. kirkesmorgan says:

    Haha!

  14. cttbbelliott says:

    Happy New Year to you OM!

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