What a disappointment you were. I got dressed and drove in the middle of the night for you. You lured me in with your false promises of succulent satisfaction. Whisper not in my ear anymore of delicious aromas that we might share, you are a liar. I cannot believe I spent money on you. Hard earned money that I labored for an hour and fifteen minutes to gain, all wasted upon a fantasy. We were never meant to have the union I pictured.
That was the worst burger ever.
-OM
the burger probably feels the same way…….. π
hahaha do you think? π
you men are too passionate about your “food”….. you’re needy and clingy…….. lol.
Us “burgers” feel under cooked sometimes …… :))
I am very passionate about burgers! lol
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lol… nice…
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Haha! Loved this! Great work!
Thank ypu! π
No problem!
What a sad story. : (
I agree! It was a sad burger as well.
A bad burger is the worst. I can ignore nasty fries but the burger- it must always be excellent.
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i eat without regret.suck it up. lol
LoL, but it wasn’t even freshly cooked! I could tell!
show u to get to the kitchen and start knocking some pots n pans. π
pfff heh I cook a ton. Sometimes I like for others to cook for me once in awhile. π
hmmm. i guess it is great to get outdoors every now n then:))
Not to mention the most expensive burger ever? Wow!
lol, there is that as well. π
Love it!!! Really funny.
Thanks I am glad you liked it! π
Reblogged. I know the feeling.
π Thanks for the reblog Danny!
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Can you relate to this? I can!
full of win!
Thanks! That is a nice compliment heh.
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lol π Thanks for the read!
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!
π In all seriousness I was very disappointed. =\
Yes , that was evident. I just like laughing atbotherbpeople’s pain. π
Stupid touch-screens.
Haha!
π I am glad I got a smile and thanks for the read! heh
Happy New Year to you OM!
Happy new year! π