The Meeting – HarsH ReaLiTy

Confidential – Boardroom Transcription

February 5th, 2014

Denver, Colorado

Location: Top floor – Tower of Evil

Confused: “What the hell happened? We said we were going to write on both blogs, but now we are only writing on the new one. Did I miss a memo again? I always miss memos… where do we get memos anyway?”

Annoyed: “Oh my God someone shoot me. Not even one minute into this meeting and I would rather be having a colonoscopy. Hey Embarrassed remember when we had that colonoscopy a couple years back and we rolled over and it was two hot nurses? You should have seen your face!”

Embarrassed: “I would rather we be paying attention more to the poetry lately. Who the hell is writing this crap?”

Strategist: “You know if you guys would lean more towards our Asian side we would get things done faster. I swear I think a few of you snuck onboard this ship. Anyways, we are letting the Guest Authors write on HarsH ReaLiTy while we write on A Good Blog is Hard to Find. By the way Thoughtful, that blog title was a good idea. We have gotten great feedback from people on it!”

Thoughtful: “Thanks… I was just thinking how nice these meetings were without Drunk here. Oh well, we can only wish for next time.”

Drunk: “Someone said something about scotch and ladies. Hey Thoughtful I heard that asshole, screw you. Everyone needs a drunk thought once in a while. It isn’t my thought Mr. Action over there is known to also drunk dial.”

Mr. Action: “I would just like to ask when my name got changed to Mr. Action? I prefer Jason or Master.”

Sarcastic: “There he goes again… Mr. Rockstar… Mr. Spotlight…”

Jason: “Zip it Sarcastic. As Strategist said, we keep working on the new blog and let the Guest Authors write for a little bit. What is the big deal?”

Sleepy: “Did I have to wake up for this? Am I awake…?”

Ending transcription… we think.

For previous records for HR meetings see the below link.

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16 Responses to The Meeting – HarsH ReaLiTy

  1. tvkapherr says:

    That scarily sounded like the meeting I had earlier today. The only thing missing was the additional waisted hour of mindless chit chat of family, cars, weather and plans for the weekend. Nice.

  2. suzjones says:

    Your board room transcripts always make me smile. Hope writing it managed to put a smile on your face 🙂

  3. zero dinh says:

    Ha ha! Welcome to the club! My Super Ego and ID are constantly fighting over who gets to post on my blogs!

  4. idiotwriter says:

    I do love how you do that… 😀 lol!

  5. 2l2phant says:

    You’re a counselor…. Getting everyone to talk 😉

  6. Pingback: The Meeting – HarsH ReaLiTy | 2l2phant

  7. AB says:

    Serious split personality ultimate disorder syndrome (SSPUDS) 🙂

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