Confidential – Boardroom Transcription
February 5th, 2014
Location: Top floor – Tower of Evil
Confused: “What the hell happened? We said we were going to write on both blogs, but now we are only writing on the new one. Did I miss a memo again? I always miss memos… where do we get memos anyway?”
Annoyed: “Oh my God someone shoot me. Not even one minute into this meeting and I would rather be having a colonoscopy. Hey Embarrassed remember when we had that colonoscopy a couple years back and we rolled over and it was two hot nurses? You should have seen your face!”
Embarrassed: “I would rather we be paying attention more to the poetry lately. Who the hell is writing this crap?”
Strategist: “You know if you guys would lean more towards our Asian side we would get things done faster. I swear I think a few of you snuck onboard this ship. Anyways, we are letting the Guest Authors write on HarsH ReaLiTy while we write on A Good Blog is Hard to Find. By the way Thoughtful, that blog title was a good idea. We have gotten great feedback from people on it!”
Thoughtful: “Thanks… I was just thinking how nice these meetings were without Drunk here. Oh well, we can only wish for next time.”
Drunk: “Someone said something about scotch and ladies. Hey Thoughtful I heard that asshole, screw you. Everyone needs a drunk thought once in a while. It isn’t my thought Mr. Action over there is known to also drunk dial.”
Mr. Action: “I would just like to ask when my name got changed to Mr. Action? I prefer Jason or Master.”
Sarcastic: “There he goes again… Mr. Rockstar… Mr. Spotlight…”
Jason: “Zip it Sarcastic. As Strategist said, we keep working on the new blog and let the Guest Authors write for a little bit. What is the big deal?”
Sleepy: “Did I have to wake up for this? Am I awake…?”
Ending transcription… we think.
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